The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, “If we’re going to charge $10 an hour, we can’t call it jumping up and down.”
After doing all that, I just don’t feel like going out into the freezing Michigan weather. By that time of day, all I want to do is curl up at home and try to stay warm.
So, as a punishment, I’m going to be getting up at 5 a.m. to hit the gym. I’m NOT a morning person. This does NOT sound like fun. But it needs to be done. Lovely.